It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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