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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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