Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
