what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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