Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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