You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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