puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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