the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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