Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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