Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I supernannyed him into submission
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
