ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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