Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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