I think I died a long time ago.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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