He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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