so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I understand Curling. That high.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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