And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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