What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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