Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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