I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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