some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
MIDGETS
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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