And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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