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(713): View more from Texas

S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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(623): View more from Arizona

listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.

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(343): View more from Ontario

His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted

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(509): View more from Washington

I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.

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(509): View more from Washington

There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.

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