Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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