i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday