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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.

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• (714): View more from California

  She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage

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• (408): View more from California

  You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?

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