i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives