i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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