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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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