i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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