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I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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