I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
