do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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