If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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