i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just pee around me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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