sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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