girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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