is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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