Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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