i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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