So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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