Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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