i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I will die if light touches me.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Come on in and take your pants off
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