Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
They took my balls.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
