worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now