are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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