have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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