I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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