Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Dignity is for republicans.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm like, not good at living.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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