marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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