Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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