That's intense
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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