I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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