brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
40s are totally the cure
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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