if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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