sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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