i love accidental penises.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Shame - the story of my life.
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