Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Plan B is the new Plan A
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
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I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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