dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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