Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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